Anyone read the back of a tube of craft glue recently? No joke:

“This product contains a chemical known to the state of California to cause cancer. Harmful is inhaled or swallowed. May cause dizziness, headache or nausea. Can cause skin and eye irritation. Exposure may cause damage to the kidneys or liver. Cancer agent based on experimental data. Keep away from heat and flame. Contact with flame or hot surface may cause toxi gases.”

I have to admit, my kidneys do hurt a little bit right now… KIDDING!